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I get so drunk that I imagine things
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The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who asked, "What do you have in there, pal?"
"A mongoose."
"What for?"
"Well, you know how drunk I can get. When I get drunk I see snakes, and I`m scared to death of snakes. That`s why I got this mongoose, for protection."
"But," the friend said, "you idiot! Those are imaginary snakes."
"That`s okay," said the drunk, showing his friend the interior of the box, "So is the mongoose."
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