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Blondes working on a house

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Two blondes were working on a house. The one
who was nailing down siding would reach into
his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss
it over his shoulder or nail it in. The other,
figuring this was worth looking into, asked,
"Why are you throwing those nails away?"
The first explained, "If I pull a nail out
of my pouch and it`s pointed toward me, I throw
it away `cause it`s defective. If it`s pointed
toward the house, then I nail it in!"
The second blonde got completely upset and
yelled, "You moron! The nails pointed toward
you aren`t defective! They`re for the other side
of the house!"

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