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Medical dictionary

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Anti-Body: against everyone
Artery: study of paintings
Bacteria: back door to a cafeteria
Barium: what to do when treatment fails
Bowel: letters lik A E I O or U
Caesarean Section: a district in Rome
Cardiology: advanced study of poker playing
Cat Scan: searching for ones lost kitty
Cauterize: made eye contact with her
Colic: sheep dog
Coma: punctuation mark
Congenital: friendly
D & C: where Washington is
Dilate: to live long
Enema: not a friend
Fester: quicker
Genes: blue denim slacks
Genital: non-Jewish
Hangnail: coat hook
Hemorrhoid: a male From outer space
Herpes: what women do in the Ladies Room
Hormones: what a prostitute does when she doesn`t get paid
Impotent: distinguished, well known
Inpatient: tired of waiting
Labor Pain: hurt at work
Medical Staff: a doctor`s cane
Minor Operation: coal digging
Morbid: a higher bid
Nitrate: cheaper than the Day Rate
Node: was aware of Organic organ repairman
Outpatient: a person who has fainted
Paralyze: Two far-fetched stories
Paramedics: Twin medicos
Pharmacist: person who makes a living dealing in agriculture
Post-Operative: letter carrier
Protein: In favor of young people
Recovery Room: place to upholster furniture
Rectum: what happened to the Corvette
Rheumatic: amorous
Saline: where you go on your boyfriend`s boat
Secretion: hiding something
Tablet: a small table
Terminal Illness: getting sick at the airport
Tibia: country in North Africa
Tumor: an extra pair
Urine: opposite of You`re Out
Varicose: nearby
Vein: conceited

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