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  Jokes > Computer jokes : total 429. Page : 10.

     
      Hang your @
    Home is where you hang your @...
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      Programmers dying
    Q: What happens to programmers when they die?A: They get deallocated, their values become undefined, they get re-intialized, their structues break down, they become WORM food, they start dropping bits, they branch to a new address, their social system resources are released, they dump core...
    » Category : Computer jokes. Rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Reviews : 0


     
      Chaos
    There was a doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist sitting around late one evening, and they got to discussing which was the oldest profession...
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      Three beggars
    There are three beggars begging on Wall Street...
    » Category : Computer jokes. Rating : 1.00, 1 votes. Reviews : 0


     
      Unix expert
    How does a UNIX expert have sex?Unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep...
    » Category : Computer jokes. Rating : 4.00, 2 votes. Reviews : 0


     
      A better garbage col
    One day a student came to Moon and said, "I understand how to make a better garbage collector...
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      Wife 1.0
    Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7...
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      Bbs commandments
    The 25 bbs commandments: 1 Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes...
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      Extrovert
    How do you tell an extrovert computer scientist? He looks at *your* shoes when he talks to you...
    » Category : Computer jokes. Rating : 7.67, 3 votes. Reviews : 0


     
      Ten little gigabytes
    Ten little gigabytes, waiting on line one caught a virus, then there were nine...
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      Try this
    Title: 'try this :-)' $ nslookup - hastur...
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      Microsoft crystal ba
    Q: Did you hear about the Microsoft crystal ball? A: Ask it something and it replies: "Answer unclear...
    » Category : Computer jokes. Rating : votes. Reviews : 13


     
      P-mail
    My wife and I were watching a show on The Learning Channel titled, "A Dog`s World...
    » Category : Computer jokes. Rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Reviews : 0


     
      Scientist
    What do you call a computer scientist? It doesn't matter what you call him...
    » Category : Computer jokes. Rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Reviews : 0


     
      Computers are male
    10 Reasons why computers are male...
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      12 step program of recovery for web addicts
    1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the Web...
    » Category : Computer jokes. Rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Reviews : 0


     
      Abort, retry, ignore?
    Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor, Longing for the warmth of bed sheets, still I sat there doing spreadsheets...
    » Category : Computer jokes. Rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Reviews : 0


     
      Accident
    There was an engineer, manager and programmer driving down a steep mountain road...
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      Aol changes
    Due to the recent merger of AOL and Time Warner, AOL members can soon expect the following changes:* Time Magazine`s next "Man Of The Year" issue will feature Steve Case on the cover as the undisputed winner...
    » Category : Computer jokes. Rating : 3.24, 16 votes. Reviews : 0


     
      Don't read
    How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder to "instruction ma...
    » Category : Computer jokes. Rating : 6.00, 7 votes. Reviews : 0




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