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| Are you interested in making $$$$ fast?Here's an incredibly simple way to do it, and there is nothing to buy, no investment to make, no money to lose! Try it now!Follow this simple procedure:1) Hold down the SHIFT key... |
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| After first seeing Microsoft's slogan for its upcoming Windows XP operating system, "it just works", I couldn't help wondering: what were the slogans for all the previous releases? After thinking about it for a while, they became obvious... |
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| PROGRAM (pro`-gram)[n] A magic spell cast over a computer allowing it to turn one`s input into error messages... |
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| Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data... |
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| Bill Gates dies and goes to Hell... |
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| For the first time in, oh, a decade, I think, something from Microsoft shipped on time: Jennifer Katharine Gates, weighed 8 pounds 6 ounces when she was downloaded, er, born on Friday, April 26 at 6:11pm... |
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| Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn- During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot... |
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| What's the difference between IBM and Jurassic Park? One is a fantasy theme park populated with dinosaurs, and the other is a movie... |
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| STAR TREK / STAR WARS ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGESBridge, Kirk here... |
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| How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, that's a hardware problem!... |
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| 10. Those who have it would be devastated if it was ever cut off.9. Those who have it think that... |
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| There was once a young man who, in His youth, professed a desire to become a "great" writer... |
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| Hollywood is working on a year 2005 version of Robin Hood... |
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