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| BEWARE OF NEW VIRUS OUTBREAKS!Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinksto 80MB and then slowly expands back to 200MB... |
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| If Operating Systems were Beers DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you toread the directions carefully before opening the can... |
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| It has come to our attention that a few copies of the NewSouth African edition of Windows 98 may have accidentallybeen shipped outside South Africa... |
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| "Microsoft Commercial" You may have noticed that a new TVad for Microsoft`s Internet Explorer e-mail program uses themusical theme of the "Confutatis Maledictis" from theMozart`s Requiem... |
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| Dear Mr. Johnson: Ann Landers wouldn`t print this. I have nowhere else toturn. I have t... |
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| News just in of Microsoft`s latest venture: MicrosoftCorporation has taken another step toward dominating everyaspect of American life with the introduction ofContraceptive98, a suite of applications designed for userswho engage in sex... |
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| Home on the Web -----------------(to the tune of "Home on the Range") VERSE: Oh give me a site where the links all work right -- one that doesn`t take too long to load -- where the text can be seen on my 13-inch screen -- one that offers a "no-Java" mode... |
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| January 4, 2000 Dear Valued Employee: Re: Vacation Pay Our records indicate that you have not used any vacationtime over the past 100 year(s)... |
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