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Female comebacks
Dirty jokes
Rating : 6.37, 27 votes.
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Man: Haven`t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that`s why I don`t go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I`ll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I`m a female inpersonator. Man: Hey baby, what`s your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unferrtilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I`d die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I`d probably die laughing.
Rating : 6.37, 27 votes.
Reviews : 4 [add review]
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