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Au, nz and sa

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Three hang-glider pilots, one from New Zealand, one from South Africa, and the other from Australia, are sitting around a campfire near Ayers Rock embroiled in a conversation of bravado.
Andy, from Australia, says, `I must be the meanest an` toughest hang-glider dude there is, maan. Shit, just the other day, I landed in a field on top of a croc who got loose from the swamp an` had ate six men before I wrestled it to the ground an` snapped it`s neek with me bare hands.`
Jaapie, from South Africa, couldn`t stand to be bettered. While the froth at the corner of Andy`s mouth settled, he stood up and said, `Well you guys leesin` to this. After a 300 km flight, I landed in the middle of the desert and a five-metre Namibian desert snake came at me from under a rock. I grebbed thet bastard with mar bare hands and beet it`s head off end sucked its poison down in one go. End I`m still here today.`
The Kiwi remained silent, slowly poking the fire with His dick.

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