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In too far
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A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. `If I do 250 kph, will you take off your clothes?` he smirked. `Yes,` said his adventurous girlfriend. And as he gets up to 250, she peeled off all her clothes. Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel. `Go and get help!` he cried. `But I can`t! I`m naked and my clothes are gone!` `Take my shoe` he said `and cover yourself.` Holding the shoe over her privates, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, `Please help me! My boyfriend`s stuck!` The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, `There`s nothing I can do. He`s in too far.`
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