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Confucius says
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Confucius says:
`Passionate kiss, like spider`s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.`
`Virginity like bubble. One prick and all gone.`
`Man who run in front of car get tired.`
`Man who run behind car get exhausted.`
`Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.`
`Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.`
`Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok.`
`Man who scratches arse must not bite fingernails.`
`Man who eats many prunes gets good run for money.`
`Baseball all wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk.`
`Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.`
?War doesn`t determine who`s right. War determines who`s left.`
`Man who sleep in cathouse by day sleep in doghouse by night.`
`Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.`
`It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.`
`Man who drive like hell bound to get there.`
?Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.`
`Man who lives in glasshouse should change in basement.`
?He who fishes in other man`s well often catches crabs.`
`Man who farts in church sits in own pew.`
`Man with one chopstick go hungry.`
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