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Essex tongue
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How to speak with an essex tongue! alma chizzit - A request to find the cost of an?item amant-? Quantity; sum total ("Thez a yuge amant of mud in Saffend") assband? - Unable to leave the house because of illness, disability etc. awss- A? four legged animal, on which money is won, or more likely lost ("That awss ya tipped cost me a fiver? t`day") branna-? More brown than on a previous occasion ("Ere, Trace, ya look branna today, ave you been on sunbed?") cort a panda - A rather large hamburger dan in the maff- Unhappy ("Wossmatta, Trace, ya look a bit?dan in the maff") eye-eels? - Women`s shoes Furrock? - The location of Lakeside Shopping Centre garrij -? A building where a car is kept or repaired (Trace: "Oi, Darren, I fink the motah needs ta go in the garrij cos it aint working proper") Ibeefa -? Balaeric holiday island lafarjik- Lacking in energy ("I feel all lafarjik") oi oi! -? Traditional greeting. Often heard from the doorway of pubs or during? banging dance tunes at clubs paipa -? The Sun, The Mirror or The Sport reband-? The period of recovery and emotional turmoil after rejection by a lover ("I couldn`t elp it, I wuz on the reband from? Craig") Saffend? - Essex coastal resort boasting the longest pleasure pier in the world. The place where the characters from TV`s, popular soap opera, Eastenders go on holiday tan -? The city of London, the big smoke webbats- Querying the location something or someone is ("Webbats is me dole card, Trace? I`ve? gotta sign on in arf hour") wonnid -? 1. Desired, needed. 2. Wanted by the police zaggerate - To suggest that something is bigger or better than it actually is ("I told ya a fazzand times?already")? Submitted by Calamjo Edited by Yisman
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