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You might be a nurse if...
Medical jokes
Rating : 9.00, 2 votes.
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You might be a nurse if:
? When using a public restroom, you wash your hands with soap for
a full minute and turn off the faucets with your elbows.
? Your favorite dream is the one where you leave a mess at a patient`s
bedside and tell a doctor to clean it up.
? Men assume you might be great in bed because of the 9 million porn
movies about nurses.
? Everyone, including complete strangers, tells you about each and
every ache and pain they have.
? You want to put your foot through the TV screen every time you see
a nurse on a soap opera doing nothing but talking on the phone and
flirting with doctors.
? You can almost SEE the germs on doorknobs and telephones.
? You can watch the goriest movie and eat anything afterwards, even
spaghetti with lots of tomato sauce.
? You use a plastic 30cc medicine cup for a shotglass.
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