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Almost perfect life
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An old man is sitting on a park bench crying His eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter. The old man says, "I`m a multimillionare, I have a great big house, the fastest car in the world and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell who satisfies me every night in bed whether I like it or not (sob)." The young jogger says, "Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park crying?" The old man says, "I can`t remember where I live."
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