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The Un-Associated Press reported in a news bulletin today that a pregnant woman who has been in a coma for nine months following an automobile accident has given birth to twins, a baby girl and a baby boy. Awakening from Her coma and learning that she had given birth to twins, she asked if names had already been given to them.
"Yes," Her doctor informed her, "because we didn`t know if you would ever come out of the coma, your brother Henry gave them their names."
"Oh dear God," the woman moaned, "my brother, Henry, is the family idiot. What in the world did he name them?"
"He named the baby girl Denise," answered the physician.
"Well, that`s not so bad," the woman replied. "What did he name the baby boy?" The physician responded regretfully, "DeNephew."
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