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Business one-liners 21
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Democracy is that form of government where everybody gets what the majority deserves. Diplomacy is the ability to tell someone to "get lost" in such a way that they look forward to the trip. Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way. Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you find a large enough rock. Do not believe in miracles, rely on them. Do someone a favor and it becomes your job. Do whatever your enemies do not want you to do. Doing a good job around here is like wetting your pants in a dark suit; you get a warm feeling, but nobody notices. Don`t be irreplaceable; if you cannot be replaced, you cannot be promoted. Don`t be so open minded that your brain falls out.
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