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Business one-liners 31
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Real programmers don`t grumble about the disadvantages of Fortran when they don`t know any other language. Real programmers don`t notch their desks for each completed service request. Real programmers don`t number paragraph names consecutively. Real programmers print only clean compiles. Real programmers write readable code, which they then self-righteously refuse to explain. Remember the golden rule: Those that have the gold make the rules. Remember the tea kettle; though up to its neck in hot water, it continues to sing. Repetition does not establish validity. Roses are red violets are blue, I`m schizophrenic and so am I. Rule of defactualization: information deteriorates upward through bureaucracies.
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