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Business one-liners 40
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The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train. The longer the title the less important the job. The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on. The meek shall inherit the earth, but only after we`re done with it. The meek shall inherit the earth, but not it`s mineral rights. The moment for calm and rational discussion is past; now is the time for senseless bickering. The more an item costs, the farther you have to send it for repairs. The more directives you issue to solve a problem, the worse it gets. The more ridiculous a belief system, the higher probability of its success. The more things change, the more they stay insane.
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