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Business one-liners 45
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The success of any venture will be helped by prayer, even in the wrong denomination.
The sun goes down just when you need it the most.
The tasks and chores that get rewarded, get done first.
The telephone will ring when you are outside the door, fumbling for your keys.
The tough part of a Data Processing Manager`s job is that users don`t really know what they want, but they know for what they don`t want.
The trouble with doing right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was!
The two greatest causes of system failures are sysadmins and users. If you can keep both of these groups away from your machines, the reliability increases dramatically.
The usefulness of any meeting is in inverse proportion to the attendance.
The trick is to stop thinking it is `your` money. - IRS auditor
The trouble with life is that it`s a do-it-yourself kit without instructions.
There is never time to do it right, but there`s always time to do it over.
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