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Approval Seeker`s Law: Those whose approval you seek the most give you the least. - Washington writer Rozanne Weissman
The Aquinas Axiom: What the gods get away with, the cows don`t.
Army Axiom: Any order that can be misunderstood has been misunderstood.
Arnold`s Laws of Documentation: (1) If it should exist, it doesn`t. (2) If it does exist, it`s out of date. (3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the first two laws.
Astrology Laws: It`s always the wrong time of the month. - Rozanne Weissman
Avery`s Rule of Three: Trouble strikes in series of threes, but when working around the house the next job after a series of three is not the fourth job - it`s the start of a brand new series of three.
Baer`s Quartet: What`s good politics is bad economics; what`s bad politics is good economics; what`s good economics is bad politics; what`s bad economics is good politics. - Eugene Baer (Baer also allows that it can be restated somewhat more compactly as "What`s good politics is bad economics and vice versa, vice versa.")
Bagdikian`s Observation: Trying to be a first-rate reporter on the average American newspaper is like trying to play Bach`s "St. Matthew Passion" on a ukelele.
Baker`s First Law of Federal Geometry: A block grant is a solid mass of money surrounded on all sides by governors.

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