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Business one-liners 61
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I knocked several times, but you weren`t in. - Opportunity I once worked as a salesman and was very independent; I took orders from no one. I think we should really add to the confusion... Let`s call in (Insert Your Favorite Group - Engineering/Financial...) I think...therefore I am confused. I will get it done when I get it done! I would give $1000 to be a millionaire. I`ve got to stop getting fired like this. People will start to think I`m a drifter. - Lee Iacocca If a listener nods his head when you`re explaining your program, wake him up. If a man advances confidently in the direction of his dreams to live the life he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours. - Henry David Thoreau If a program is useful it will be changed, if it is useless, it will be documented.
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