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  Jokes > One liners : Insults 5

Insults 5


One liners Rating : 3.93, 134 votes. Reviews : 50 [add review]

She`s got more chins than the Hong Kong telephone book.
She`s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.
She`s so ugly they used to put a pot roast in Her lap so the dog would
play with her.
She`s so ugly, she`d make a freight train take a dirt road!
Sit down and give your mind a rest.
Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Curtis


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