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Marriage quotes 14
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This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind Her stands His wife. -- Groucho Marx
We must respect the other fellow`s religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect His theory that His wife is beautiful and His children smart. -- H.L. Mencken
What`s new? Most of my wife.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry
When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws.
Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy Her a house.
Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over His personal affairs.
You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family.
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