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| What do women and tornados have in common?They both scream before they come and they take everything with them when they leave... |
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| Why is a degree like a condom?It`s rolled up when you get it, it represents a lot of effort, and... |
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| Why are there no female astronauts on the moon?Because it doesn`t need cleaning yet... |
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| "Oh, Man! Come in at 6 in the morning and look what happens!""This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!""This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!""Gee, I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day... |
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| Why did the ant fall off the toilet bowl? He got pissed off... |
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| Q. What`s brown and often found in children`s underpants? A. Michael Jackson... |
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| What`s the best thing about a blow job? The 15 minutes of silence! Submitted by CalamjoE... |
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| How are pubic hairs like parsley?You push them aside before you eat... |
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| What do you call a bull that masturbates? Beef Strokinoff... |
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| How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the other 19 crawl up his ass... |
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| What did the boy mushroom say to the girl mushroom when he asked her out and she said no?Why not... |
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| Know what to call the stuff that collects in the crotch of a woman`s panties?Clitty litter... |
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| What did Ellen Degeneres say to Kathy Lee? Can I be Frank with you? Submitted by Calamjo... |
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| Why is it dangerous to let your man`s mind wander?It`s too little to be out alone... |
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| What`s the difference between a psychotic and a neurotic? A psychotic doesn`t believe that 2 + 2 = 4... |
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| Impotence: Nature`s way of saying "No hard feelings"... |
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| Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men`s restroom?A: Say, "Nice dick... |
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| Q: What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast?A: They`re hiring... |
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