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Robert schmidt 02
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My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn`t go up the stairs. The sky is falling. The sun is rising. The sky is falling... No, I`m tipping over backwards. The sky already fell. Now what? The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. I forgot and left the lighthouse on all night. Next day the sun wouldn`t rise. If you take a oriental and turn him around so he faces west, does he become disoriented? I brought a mirror to Lovers` Lane. I told everybody I`m Narcissus. How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?
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