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Steven wright 11
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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It`s in the apartment somewhere. Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It`s fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He`s an East German Shepherd. I put contact lenses in my dog`s eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. The other day, I was walking my dog around my building... on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I`m afraid of widths. I spilled spot remover on my dog. He`s gone now. Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. There`s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.
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