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Arthritis-4
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A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk`s shirt was stained, his face was full of bright red lipstick and he had a half empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and started reading---a couple of minutes later he asked the priest, "Father what causes arthritis"?
"Mister, it`s caused by loose living, being with cheap wicked women, too much alcohol and contempt for your fellow man".
"Well I`ll be damned", the drunk muttered and returned to reading his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he said turned to the man and apologized. "I`m sorry, I didn`t mean to come on so strong---how long have you had arthritis"?
"I don`t, father, I was just reading in the paper that the Pope has it".
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