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Buffalo in wyoming
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A woman was worried whether or not her dead husband made it to heaven, so she decided to try to contact his spirit by having a seance. Sure enough, after the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to the spirits, her husband`s voice was heard answering, "Hello Mary, this is meeee..." "George," she answered. "I just have to know if you`re happy there in the afterlife. What`s it like there?" "Ooooooh, it`s much more beautiful here than I ever imagined," George answered. "The sky is bluer, the air is cleaner, and the pastures are much more lush and green than I ever expected. And the only thing we do all day long is eat and sleep, eat and sleep, over and over." "I`m so happy you made it to heaven," his wife cried. "Heaven?" he answered. "What heaven? I`m a buffalo in Wyoming." Submitted by Curtis Edited by Yisman
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