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Drilling a hole for the halo
Religious jokes
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A lady dies and goes to heaven. She arrives at the pearly
gates and is greeted by Saint Peter. There are a
few people waiting, so she strikes up a conversation with
him. Just then, she hears a blood curdling scream!
"What was that?" she asks.
"Oh, don`t worry about that," says Saint Peter, "it`s just
someone getting a hole drilled in their head so
they can be fitted for their halo."
A few seconds later, she hears another agonized scream, this
one even more terrible than the one before.
"What was that?!" she asked anxiously.
"Oh, don`t worry," says Saint Peter soothingly, "It`s just
someone getting holes drilled in their back so
they can be fitted for their wings."
The lady starts to back away.
"Where are you going?" asks Saint Peter. "I think I`ll go
downstairs, if it`s all the same to you," says the
lady.
"But you can`t go there," says the saint, "You`ll be raped
and sodomized!"
"It`s OK," says the lady, "I`ve already got the holes for
that.
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