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Gather at the river
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A southern minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great statement he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I`d take it and pour it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I`d take it and pour it into the river!"
And then finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I`d take it and pour it into the river!"
Sermon complete, he then sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365: `Shall We Gather at the River.`"
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