Halloween party-1
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A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won`t stop staring at her.
She asks him why is he staring and he replies,
`I have a question to ask you, but I don`t want to offend you.`
She answers, `My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you`re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I`m sure that there`s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.`
`Well,` the cab driver says, `I`ve always had a fantasy that a nun performs oral sex on me.`
She responds, `Well, let`s see what we can do about that. First, you have to be single, and secondly, you must be Catholic.`
The cab driver is very excited and says,
`Yes, I am single and I`m Catholic too!`
The nun says, `OK, pull into the next alley.`
He does and the nun fulfils His fantasy.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. `My dear child, why are you crying?` says the nun.
`Forgive me sister, but I have sinned,` says the cabby. `I lied. I must confess, I`m married and I`m Jewish.`
The nun says, `That`s OK. My name is Kevin and I`m on my way to a Halloween party.`
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