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Lightning just struck
Religious jokes
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As Bill was approaching mid-life, physically he was a mess. Not only was he going bald, but years of office work had given him a large pot belly. The last straw came when he asked a woman co-worker out on a date, and she all but laughed at him. That does it, he decided. I`m going to start a whole new regimen. He began attending aerobics classes. He started working out with weights. He changed His diet. And he got an expensive hair transplant. In six months, he was a different man. Again, he asked His female co-worker out, and this time she accepted.
There he was, all dressed up for the date, looking better than he ever had. He stood poised to ring the woman`s doorbell, when a bolt of lightning struck him and knocked him off His feet. As he lay there dying, he turned His eyes toward the heavens and said, "Why, God, why now? After all I`ve been through, how could you do this to me?"
From up above, there came a voice, "Sorry. I didn`t not recoginize you."
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