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Nude statue
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Two nude statues (one male and one female) had been standing in a beautiful park for 99 years.
On their 100th anniversary in the park an angel came down from heaven to talk to the statues.
He said to them, `God has been watching you for the past 100 years and has been very pleased with the two of you. So pleased in fact that he has decided to make you human for a short time.`
The angel then went on to say that they would be human for 15 minutes and would finally be able to pleasure themselves in a manner in which they have only fantasized about for the last 100 years.
The statues were so excited they could hardly believe it. The second they became human they ran off together behind the bushes. The angel heard the rustling of the bushes and shouts of joy and laughter.
After 10 minutes the statues returned from behind the bushes sweating and laughing. The angel told the statues that they still had five more minutes.
The male statue quickly turned to the female statue and said:
`Cool, this time, you hold down the pigeon and I`ll shit on its head.`
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