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Talking parrots
Religious jokes
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A woman approaches her priest and tells him,
`Father, I have a problem. I have two talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.`
`What do they say?` the priest inquires.
`They only know how to say, "Hi, we`re prostitutes. Want to have some fun?"`
`That`s terrible,` the priest exclaims, `but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots that I taught to pray and recite the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship.`
`Thank you,` the woman responds.
The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest`s house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The woman puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots.
Immediately, the female parrots say, `Hi, we`re prostitutes, want to have some fun?`
One of the male parrots looks over at the other male parrot and says,
`Put the beads away, our prayers have been answered.`
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