|
|
|
What's your religion?
Religious jokes
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don`t do it!"
"Why shouldn`t I?" he said.
I said, "Well, there`s so much to live for!"
"Like what?"
"Well ... are you religious or atheist?"
"Religious."
"Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?"
"Christian."
"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
"Protestant."
"Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
"Baptist."
"Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"
"Baptist Church of God."
"Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God."
"Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"
To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Religious jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap... Read this joke...
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
A recently married couple retire to their honeymoon suite... Read this joke...
Animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by a lightning strike!... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
My neighbor is a BLONDE! HEr name is Ashley Fuller! well my little sister was saying right before Christmas "Ashley, Do you belive in Santa Claus?" Ashley (14) said "Of course Megan, I do!" Then my little sister came home and told me what she found out... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff