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Your daughter is pregnant
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A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter`s swollen abdomen.
It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, "Gimme a break, lady! Your daughter is pregnant!"
The mother turn red with fury, and she argued with the doctor that *her* daughter was a good girl, and would *never* compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy.
The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.
The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren`t you paying attention to me?"
"Yes, of course I am paying attention, ma`am. It`s just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east, and three wise men came. I was hoping they`d show up again, and help me figure out who got your daughter pregnant!"
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