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Things you can't say at work
Work jokes
Rating : 8.33, 3 votes.
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Ahhh... I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again... I don`t know what your problem is, but I`ll bet it`s hard to pronounce. I see you`ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. I`ll try being nicer if you`ll try being smarter. It sounds like English, but I can`t understand a word you`re saying. I can see your point, but I still think you`re full of shit. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don`t give a damn. I`m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. Thank you. We`re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!? Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...? Do I look like a people person? This isn`t an office. It`s Hell with fluorescent lighting. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. If I throw a stick, will you leave? I`m trying to imagine you with a personality. Can I trade this job for what`s behind door #1? How do I set a laser printer to stun? I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck.
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