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Doing 3 knots!
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An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks for old times sake.
He hires a prostitute, takes her up to a room and goes at it as best as he can for a guy his age.
After a couple of minutes he asks, "How am I doing?"
The prostitute replies, "Well sailor, you`re doing about three knots."
"Three knots?" He asks. "What`s that supposed to mean?"
She says, "You`re knot hard, you`re knot in and you`re knot getting your money back."
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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