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10 signs your an internet geek-1
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10. When filling out your driver`s license application you give your IP address. 9. You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is "Hi, what`s your URL?" 8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail. 7. You`re amazed to find out spam is a food. 6. You "ping" people to see if they`re awake, "finger" them to find out how they are, and "AYT" them to make sure they`re listening to you. 5. You search the Net endlessly hoping to win every silly free T-shirt contest. 4. You introduce your wife as "my lady@home.wife" and refer to your children as "client applications". 3. At social functions you introduce your husband as "my domain server". 2. After winning the office super bowl pool you blurt out, "I feel so colon-right parentheses!" And the number one sign you are an Internet Geek: 1. Two Words: "Pizza`s Here!"
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