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To all those people taking leave soon, here`s some great suggestions for when you set up your "out of office" auto replies ... You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn`t have received anything at all. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection ad is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this one is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over.) Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks. I`ve run away to join a different circus. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. AND FINALLY ... (this one takes the cake!) I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as `Margaret` instead of `Steve`.
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