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This bar is for cowboys and loggers

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One day a young gay man walks into a bar. He walks up to the bar and in a very high falsetto voice asks "Can I have a Diet Pepsi?"

The bartender replied, "Hey -- we only serve loggers and cowboys around here."

The young man replies. "Oh please, I just want a Diet Pepsi."

The bartender says "Well, O.K. - but you sit at the back of the bar, don`t talk to anyone, and when your drink is gone, you`re outta here."

A few minutes later a big old bruiser comes in, and bellies up to the bar. In a real gruff voice he announces "I`m so thirsty I could lick the sweat off the balls of a bull."

From the back of the room he hears "Moo Moo Buckaroo."

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