|
|
Enter the pearly gates
Holiday jokes
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something relating or associated with Christmas. The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in. The second man presents a cracker, so he is also allowed in. The third man pulls out a pair of stockings. Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?" Answer... "They`re Carol`s."
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
[ Holiday jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
Random jokes |
If your porch collapses and kills more than 7 dogs... Read this joke...
Can u believe what people do in the church these days?I was in the church listening tothe priest`s sermon when i saw a guy smoking cigarettes inside the church... Read this joke...
|
Random joke |
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ?A: Because they`re simple, easy and they taste good... Read this joke...
The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
I never forget a face, but in your case I`ll make an exception... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|