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Business one-liners 23
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Don`t stop to stomp on ants when the elephants are stampeding. Don`t try to have the last word; you might get it. Don`t worry about the sand in the Vaseline, they don`t use it anyway. Due to recent budget cuts and downsizing, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Each problem solved introduces a new unsolved problem. Eagles may soar, free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines. Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy and wealthy and dead. Easiest way to figure the cost of living: take your income and add ten percent. Eat the rich. The poor are tough and stringy. Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.
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