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Nasty women?-1

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Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be called hell.
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
They`re hard to get started, they emit noxious fumes, and half the time they don`t work.
How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
Make him wear shoes.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to screw in the bulb and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
How many men does it take to tile a bathroom?
Two - if you slice them very thinly.
Why can`t men get mad cow disease?
Because they are pigs.
What do you call a handcuffed man?
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn`t hold the pillow down long enough.
How does a man show he`s planning for the future?
He buys an extra case of beer.
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis?
The man.
Why do men have a hole in their penis?
So their brains can get some oxygen now and then.
Why do men name their penises?
Because they don`t like the idea of having a stranger make 90 percent of their decisions.
Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize an egg?
Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
What makes a man think about a dinner by candlelight?
A power failure.
What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.
What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
Four guys watching a football game.
What`s the best way to force a man to do sit?ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
What`s a man`s idea of honesty in a relationship?
Telling you his real name.
What`s the difference between Big Foot and intelligent man?
Big Foot has been spotted several times.
Why did God create man before woman?
He didn`t want any advice.
Why did God create man before woman?
Because you need a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.
Why do doctors slap babies` bums right after they`re born?
To knock the penises off the smart ones.
Why do little boys whine?
Because they`re practicing to be men.

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