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Inspirational office slogans #1
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If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday. The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts. Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent. If you think we`re a bad firm, you should see our rivals! Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings - they did it by killing all those who opposed them. A person who smiles in the face of adversity, probably has a scapegoat. Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here. We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members! Two days without a Human Rights Violation! If at first you don`t succeed - try management. It`s only unethical if you get caught.
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